These photos I shot are of beautiful Tucson evenings outside my old apartment.

Department of Economics at the University of Arizona
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Economics Time Series Page - Time series data.
Resources for Economists on the Internet - Data and then some!

Top 10 Remarks you'll hear from an economist

10) It's normally distributed.
9) Ceteris Paribus,...
8) Because it's an equilibrium.
7) With infinitely-lived agents the results follow.
6) Given risk-neutrality we have...
5) Choosing the parameter values correctly we can show...
4) That's an empirical question!
3) The proof is left to the reader as an exercise.
2) It's intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
1) It depends on the assumptions of the model.