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Wonder what Skip's owner paid to get the movie theater to put that sign up? Regardless, that dog Skip is one "Lucky Dog!"


I wonder what the degree requirements are to apply for that job?


Note to self: Buy membership to that course before doing any collecting.


Bet the rates are cheap at that lodge. Hope each room has it's own security system.


Cindy Brady must be in charge... she could never keep a secret.


I'd hate to be one of their altar boys.


Bobby, stop calling Maria a dumb-fart... but Mom, she really is. I think their daughter's name is Fanny.


Either fix that terrible slope, or do something about the wheelchair eating aligators!


Yes, I suppose so.


I know people who have chosen both.


Oh, that's how to get there...


Statistic: 1 out of every 10 people in the US get their first job at McDonalds.


Your other right.


Circular arguement.


Glaucoma patients welcome!


In case Robin forgets.


I'd be carefull going in there, either it's the name of their store or it's the service they provide.


Another clever name gone wrong.


Not the right use of the term.


Single, looking for lasting relationship. Must be willing to try new things.


Trouble just waiting to happen!


All in favor? Yeah! All opposed? [light giggling]... Then it's done. Our new state recreation park will be known as Satan's Kingdom.


Irony: incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result


What's love got to do with it?


Church of the cross? Perhaps they actually put you on it?


Duct tape -- it's not just for ducts anymore. Note to self: Keep arms below shoulder level.


Ring...Ring... Fuk-Mi! Can I take your order?


Owned by the same clever guy who came up with Fuk-Mi


2 for $5.99? What a freekin' bargain!


You'd think Bob would pick a FISH for his sign and not a MAMMAL!


Daschle - Brooks Brothers Suit: $680.00, Political career to become Senate Majority Leader: $15 Million, Using the wrong hand while repeating the Pledge of Allegiance: PRICELESS.


About to die...


I'd buy the 24 year old lesbian for that price


That certainly is the short road to pussy

Movie: Why bulls should have longer legs
Movie: Cat Fight